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[theocseason4]

[lesless]

I love the sense of humor in the metal community. Last show I went to was this family, tall powerful mom in old Nordic-style dress with a Mjolnir tattoo watching the merch table & the dad was in full death face paint & spiked arm bands & leather pants etc. performing. At the end of the set, the dad was like “NORMALLY WE HAIL SATAN HERE BUT INSTEAD I WANT TO WISH NATHAN HAPPY BIRTHDAY, SON, I LOVE YOU. HAIL NATHAN!!” & I looked over to see this bony blonde 13 year old with glasses standing next to his mom just beaming as an entire bar hailed Nathan. It was very cute.

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[2006barbie-deactivated20210102]

this is exactly the sort of information we the public needed to know 🥺

[themmfatale]

im in love

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[sunbathe]

me revisiting my scene phase playlist

[libragirlfriend]

me having a depressive episode

[fluoride-bomb]

me fucking it up bc I got moves and bitches love me

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[lakevida]

crazy how much there is

[lakevida]

like in general

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[jexnmcrexu]

Andrew and Kevin: Neil, no.

Neil: Read at 12:45.

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[cinnamonfoxjosten]

me, going to bed at 1am: okay so we can fit the plot twist into chapter fourteen and introduce the love interest a couple chapters before that, and their first line is also going to be the last line of the book but in different context as mirroring, and we’re going to switch perspectives halfway through

me, opening my laptop in the morning: what is a Word

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[dam-mango-cheese]

Dan: now let’s say you’re in trouble and desperate need of help. What do you do?

Neil and Kevin, in unison: call Andrew

Dan: ok sure, but what if Andrew isn’t there

Neil, worried: where’s Andrew?

Dan: that’s not important, he’s just gone for the moment

Kevin, also worried: why? Is he okay?

Dan: I’m sure he’s fine

Neil: but if he’s fine, I don’t see why he couldn’t help us-

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[bellasturtleneck]

twilight but instead of a dramatic reveal about how edward’s a vampire bella just shows up to class one day and slides a copy of Dracula across the table to see what happens 

[synder-sync]

how DARE you hide this comedy gold IN THE TAGS

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[sensitivityreaders]

the sensitivity readers database is now live! we’re accepting applications for sensitivity readers as well as requests for all your current wips and projects-to-be

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[kevindxy]

kevin: do you take constructive criticism? 

andrew: cash or credit only, sorry